What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 15:09

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
No go.
My blog is new. I need 10 article posts for my blog. How much should I pay for it?
No way
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
How do women feel when they are in love?
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
What is the craziest thing that you've ever witnessed?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
What kind of person makes you think "how come there are people like that"?
Then came..
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
What are the best Jewish jokes?
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Insulin Isn't Just Made by The Pancreas. Here's Another Location Few Know About. - ScienceAlert
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What are your darkest taboo confessions?
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors